Tuesday, August 14, 2007

The criminal mastermind: we never cease to be amazed

Kentucky Man Wraps Head in Duct Tape as Disguise for Attempted Robbery
A man who had his head wrapped in duct tape to conceal his identity walked into the store last Friday, Ashland police said.

Store manager Bill Steele had some duct tape of his own, but his was wrapped around a wooden club that sent the robber fleeing, according to a report by WSAZ-TV in Huntington, W.Va.
I understand that as soon as he gets out of the joint, the local Democratic Committee is going to have him run for public office.
This could possibly start a new trend. If robbers are going to now start using duct tape in place of nylons over their heads, maybe women should start using it as well on their legs. I'll get Mocha-momma to try out the look at church this Sunday. I'll let you know how that turns out.

5 comments:

Gabrielle Eden said...

Clap clap, bravo!

Gino said...

make sure she shaves them legs first.
oh, never mind.
the duct tape will do that for her.

Anonymous said...

it just ain't gonna happen folks!
Mocha-momma

Steve said...

Is that? Dad?

Bike Bubba said...

Ouch.....the guy gets beat up with a stick, and then the police have to remove the duct tape for the mug shot. Owweeee....