Teenager overdoses on coffee
A TEENAGE waitress had to be rushed to hospital after she overdosed on COFFEE.
Jasmine Willis, 17, downed seven double espressos while working at her dad’s café after a late night.
But as the day wore on, she suffered a major “comedown” from her massive caffeine intake.
She began to laugh and cry at the same time while serving bewildered customers.
Her dad Gary told her to go home and lie down.
But hours later she woke with numb lips, drenched in sweat, hyperventilating and having heart palpitations.
You just gotta know that some twit in office somewhere is already planning how they're gonna protect the masses from this dangerous concoction. The liberal mind won't legislate against mass murder in the guise of personal choice, or against tough measures that could stop the spread of AID's because it might offend homosexuals; but, they'll jump right on the legislation bandwagon to protect people who were born with no common sense.
In related news, PETA is coming out with a new campaign: Decaffeinate your cat.