Wednesday, December 27, 2006

For you dog lovers

  • The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.-Anonymous
  • Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.-Ann Landers
  • If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.-Will Rogers
  • There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.-Ben Williams
  • A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.-Josh Billings
  • The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.-Andy Rooney
  • We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man ! has ever made.-M. Acklam
  • Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.-Sigmund Freud
  • I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.-Rita Rudner
  • A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.-Robert Benchley
  • Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.-Franklin P. Jones
  • If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.-James Thurber
  • If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise-Unknown
  • My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.-Joe Weinstein
  • Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!-Anne Tyler
  • Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.-Robert A. Heinlein
  • If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.-Mark Twain
  • You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'- Dave Barry
  • Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.-Roger Caras
  • If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.-Phil Pastoret
  • My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.

1 comment:

Gabrielle Eden said...

Hey hey hey... you're treading on dangerous territory there with the comment about women and cats. I say men do as they please. Touche!