For you dog lovers

• The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.-Anonymous
• Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.-Ann Landers
• If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.-Will Rogers
• There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.-Ben Williams
• A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.-Josh Billings
• The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.-Andy Rooney
• We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man ! has ever made.-M. Acklam
• Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.-Sigmund Freud
• I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.-Rita Rudner
• A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.-Robert Benchley
• Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.-Franklin P. Jones
• If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.-James Thurber
• If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise-Unknown
• My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.-Joe Weinstein
• Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!-Anne Tyler
• Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.-Robert A. Heinlein
• If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.-Mark Twain
• You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'- Dave Barry
• Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.-Roger Caras
• If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.-Phil Pastoret
• My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.