Report: Lindsay Lohan Dances With Strippers at NYC Nightclub (Fox News story)
Actress Lindsay Lohan shared the stage with strippers for an evening at a New York City nightclub, according to The New York Post's Page Six.
Okay, can we all chip in and try and make an effort to get this woman's name out of the news. I think we could raise enough to come up with some special gifts that may do the trick. First, we need to find out how much it would cost us to get:
(1) 15 foot python
(1) manta ray
(1) rogue elephant
(1) sumatran tiger
(1) rabid squirrel (or a raccoon)
One of these should do the trick; but we may want to cover the bases and send her all of them. Let me know if you'd like to donate.