I've cleaned this up quite a bit from my first hearing.

A liberal walks into a pet shop and asks for dog food. The owner tells him it’s in the back. On the way, he walks by a parrot. The parrot looks at him and says, “You’re a leftist twit.”

The guys a little taken aback, but doesn’t say anything. He just buys his food and leaves. Well, this same scene occurs the next few times he goes in to get food, the parrot calls him a leftist twit every time he sees him. Finally, he’s had enough, and goes to the owner and complains. The owner tells him the parrot had lived many years with a conservative and that he would talk to the parrot and get him to stop.

Next time in the store, the liberal starts to go the back; as he gets near the bird he’s waiting for the comment. Closer, closer. Nothing, nothing. He gets by the bird, still nothing. He stops and looks back; the parrot looks at him and says: “You know what you are!”


My mom loves that joke.