Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Oy ve; that's the biggest, ugliest diamond I've ever seen

Caption Contest: I just could not come up with anything better, and I know it's out there.

Give me your best

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

He's trying to determine if it is an uncircumcised clementine.

Anonymous said...

Talk about some big kidney stones!

inklenaomi said...

Is this milk, meat or parve?

inklenaomi said...

for my dave...
THIS CAN'T BE KOSHER!

Anonymous said...

Amish dude: Maye...if I stare hard enough...It'll become a high-def 26" screen tv...
Other amish dude (offscreen): What are you doing?
Amish dude: Nothing!

Faith said...

Only a 26"?

Maybe he's looking for and expiration date.

Bike Bubba said...

"First, those awful sweet kosher wines at Pesach, and now this pitiful excuse for a tomato. It makes one want to be a goy, or even Reform!"

imfreenow.blogspot.com said...

I'm trying to come up with something about seeing cross-eyed over one's glasses to look at melons or lemons which may or may not be kosher.

Anonymous said...

Darn. He looks amish. Oh well.