Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Oy ve; that's the biggest, ugliest diamond I've ever seen

Caption Contest: I just could not come up with anything better, and I know it's out there.

Give me your best

11 comments:

Minfidel said...

He's trying to determine if it is an uncircumcised clementine.

Anonymous said...

Talk about some big kidney stones!

inklenaomi said...

Is this milk, meat or parve?

inklenaomi said...

for my dave...
THIS CAN'T BE KOSHER!

Tiger Lilly said...

Amish dude: Maye...if I stare hard enough...It'll become a high-def 26" screen tv...
Other amish dude (offscreen): What are you doing?
Amish dude: Nothing!

Mall Diva said...

Only a 26"?

Maybe he's looking for and expiration date.

Rev. Mother said...

Tiger Lilly,
That guy is a Jew, not an Amish dude, FYI.

Bike Bubba said...

"First, those awful sweet kosher wines at Pesach, and now this pitiful excuse for a tomato. It makes one want to be a goy, or even Reform!"

Gabrielle Eden said...

I'm trying to come up with something about seeing cross-eyed over one's glasses to look at melons or lemons which may or may not be kosher.

Tiger Lilly said...

Darn. He looks amish. Oh well.

Bike Bubba said...

It can be worse, TL & MD. I made a similar mistake to two gentlemen in a deli in Miami. Thank God they were gracious, and my mum made it very clear that someone in Miami was not necessarily a goy there because they were Caucasian and spoke English.

Ironically, the gentlemen had made a comment about it being nice to have someone speak English well to me--so my comment was apropos, if wrong.