He's trying to determine if it is an uncircumcised clementine.
Talk about some big kidney stones!
Is this milk, meat or parve?
for my dave... THIS CAN'T BE KOSHER!
Amish dude: Maye...if I stare hard enough...It'll become a high-def 26" screen tv...Other amish dude (offscreen): What are you doing?Amish dude: Nothing!
Only a 26"?Maybe he's looking for and expiration date.
Tiger Lilly,That guy is a Jew, not an Amish dude, FYI.
"First, those awful sweet kosher wines at Pesach, and now this pitiful excuse for a tomato. It makes one want to be a goy, or even Reform!"
I'm trying to come up with something about seeing cross-eyed over one's glasses to look at melons or lemons which may or may not be kosher.
Darn. He looks amish. Oh well.
It can be worse, TL & MD. I made a similar mistake to two gentlemen in a deli in Miami. Thank God they were gracious, and my mum made it very clear that someone in Miami was not necessarily a goy there because they were Caucasian and spoke English.Ironically, the gentlemen had made a comment about it being nice to have someone speak English well to me--so my comment was apropos, if wrong.
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