Friday, September 28, 2007

It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world (reason 633,001)

Airport to install new bathroom dividers to stop liaisons
Airport officials plan to put in new stall dividers just 2 to 3 inches above the floor, instead of as much as a foot now. The new dividers will go in two bathrooms where the airport has had complaints about sex, including the one where Craig was arrested.

The sexinlatrineaphobes are really out of line on this one. What are people who have the genetic disposition for having casual sex with complete strangers in airport bathrooms suppose to do: that's just the way they were born.

The story just came out this afternoon in the Strib; it will be interesting to see if there are any letter to the editors that hit about what an injustice this will be.

Segue: I remember driving with my brother back to Houston after golfing with his buddy in Fort Walton Beach FL. We stopped at a rest area in the middle of the night. As we were walking back to the car, one of the phones they had for travelers started to ring. Steve picked it up, and without batting an eye said "here, it's for you." I had no clue what was going on. Naturally it was some obscene call, and Steve said the guy was probably watching us from some place nearby. He evidently was born with the 'make obscene calls to travelers in rest stop area' gene.


2 comments:

Guitarman said...

Somehow I see the aclu getting involved in this too.

Gabrielle Eden said...

Thank God you don't have this ridiculous problem!