U.S. Voters Facing Summer 'Campaign Fatigue'
There's a political campaign going on? The only campaign I'm focused on is the campaign I'm waging against the menace of jihadist squirrels, and all their brethren in the animal kingdom.
I don't pay much attention to the election stuff going on right now; except to tremble and do the sign of the cross when I hear about Hillary being the next president; or that people want Al Gore to announce.
My voting strategy is very simple; I look for the name of the person that has a "D" after it, and I vote for the other person.