(to the tune of Monty Python's: I'm a Lumberjack)
I'm a democrat, and I'm okay.
I whine all night. I lie all day.
Liberal Chorus : She's a democrat, and she's okay.
She whines all night and she lies all day.
I hug our trees. I’ll push a tax.
I’m ready, willing, and able.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
With money from under the table
Liberal Chorus : She's a democrat, and she's okay.
She whines all night and she lies all day.
I hug our trees. I cover things up.
I’m feared in congressional halls.
I put on men’s clothing
And bust George Bush’s balls.
Liberal Chorus : She's a democrat, and she's okay.
She whines all night and she lies all day.
I hug our trees. I'm rough and tough,
Conservatives I will burn,
Wish I'd been born a male,
I’d nail my own intern.
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2 comments:
I'm laughin'
Well done, sir.
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