Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(to the tune of Monty Python's: I'm a Lumberjack)

I'm a democrat, and I'm okay.
I whine all night. I lie all day.

Liberal Chorus : She's a democrat, and she's okay.
She whines all night and she lies all day.

I hug our trees. I’ll push a tax.
I’m ready, willing, and able.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
With money from under the table

Liberal Chorus : She's a democrat, and she's okay.
She whines all night and she lies all day.

I hug our trees. I cover things up.
I’m feared in congressional halls.
I put on men’s clothing
And bust George Bush’s balls.

Liberal Chorus : She's a democrat, and she's okay.
She whines all night and she lies all day.

I hug our trees. I'm rough and tough,
Conservatives I will burn,
Wish I'd been born a male,
I’d nail my own intern.

2 comments:

Gabrielle Eden said...

I'm laughin'

Dan S. said...

Well done, sir.