Thursday, June 07, 2007

Hey BooBoo: don't give the squirrels any ideas.

Girl Scout Escapes From Bear Trying to Pull Her Out of Tent in New Jersey
A bear tried to pull a Girl Scout out of her tent during a camping trip, the girl and scout officials said.

This is the second recent story about a camper being assaulted inside their tent. I can feel my entrepenurial spirit rising again, it's been a while. My idea is to start making tents that will require a retinal eye scan check before the flap can be opened.

Until that happens, the next time our family goes camping, I'm bringing along the duct tape and seal the flaps every night before we sleep. That should stop a 500 pound bear.

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