I've been tagged by Gabrielle (Mocha-momma was tagged by Reverend Mother, she's working on hers, will be posted later)

Available or Single?
Available for birthday parties, weddings, or corporate events; I don’t come cheap though.
B- Best Friend.
Mocha-momma, at least for the last 14 years. Second to her is an invisible penguin; but I don’t announce that to the world.
C- Cake or Pie.
Banana Cream pie. (although rice crispie bars are #1)
D- Drink of Choice.
Pre-diabetes: Coke, Post-diabetes: Diet Dr. Pepper
E- Essential Item.
My laptop. Mocha-momma might not agree, she thinks she’s a blogging widow sometimes.
F- Favorite Color.
Red, no blue, no forest green. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
G- Gummi Bears or Worms.
Neither, hot tamales
H- Hometown.
Apple Valley MN (though I was born in Hamtramck MI)
I- Indulgence.
My family. I can’t say no, and I love giving them everything I possibly can.
J- January or February.
January for sure, my birthday and wedding anniversary (don’t ask why we got married in January, my brothers from Houston and Vegas thought we were cracked)
K- Kids.
No thanks, trying to quit. (I’m very, very happy with the two I have)
L- Life is incomplete without…
My family. I was 37 before I got married and had kids. If I had known how much they would mean to me, I’d have done it sooner. (except for the fact that it might not have been with Mocha-momma)
M- Marriage Date.
January 8, 1994 (it might have been the coldest day of that winter; our car wouldn’t start the next morning at the hotel)
N- Number of Siblings?
One older bro, one younger bro, and one baby sister (she’s 40)
O- Oranges or Apples?
Caramel apples.
P- Phobias/Fears.
Lightning: I had to run home through a horrible lightning storm when I was about 8, I hate being outside when it’s striking.
Q- Favorite Quote.
“A little nonsense now and then, is relished by, the wisest men.” Willie Wonka; but, the line I quote the most often is from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid---“think you used enough dynamite there Butch.” Just fill in the blank on the ‘used enough dynamite.’ Love that line.
R- Reasons to smile.
Sitting around the dinner table and hearing my wife and kids laugh at the top of their lungs.
S- Season(ing).
Fall. And anything spicy
T- Tag Three.
Ann Coulter, Vox Day, Burt Prelutsky
U- Unknown Fact About Me.
I often times will revert into an alter-ego around my family: Ole. Yah, you betcha dere. Also, I absolutely detest getting my hands dirty.
V– Vegetarian or Oppressor of Animals.
If God wanted me to be a vegetarian he wouldn’t have made pigs and cows so tasty.
W- Worst Habit.
Copenhagen Snuff. I started in college, and I have tried quitting too many times to count.
X– X-rays or Ultrasounds.
Neither, just give me a shot of whiskey and cut me open if you want to take a look inside.
Y- Your Favorite Foods.
My favorite dish---stuffed cabbage rolls (the way I make them) Individual foods---tomatoes, pickles and green olives. When I was a kid, if I got a dollar from anybody, I went to the corner store and bought a jar of green olives.
Z- Zodiac.
The stars and planets have some great purposes in their existence; determining my fate and destiny isn’t one of them.