Thursday, May 03, 2007

Give this man a Wonka; for his contribution to, and celebration of, total nonsense

Hold on to your trousers... it's the world's fastest loo!
It's a case of now you WC me, now you don't for a madcap inventor who's built a portable toilet powered by a boeing jet engine that can reach speeds of more than 70mph.

Totally wipe from your mind the whole idea of practical application. I'd like to shake this guy's hand and say thank you; thank you for putting your energy and abilities into something totally nonsensical, but which delights the imagination and gives evidence that dreams can be fulfilled.
Now, we just have to hope that evil men in the world don't turn around and convert this idea into a WMD, and use it against innocent human beings.


Bike Bubba said...

The reality is that there's no jet engine in there, but rather it's simply being occupied by a smoker who just ate one too many servings of Hormel Chili with Beans.

Anonymous said...

Hormel chili. Mocha-momma makes fantastic chili, at least the way I like it. I haven't had a can of Hormel since I was a bachelor. I imagine it would probably taste like dog food to me now. As a matter of fact, if I remember correctly, it tasted like dog food when I ate it back then anyway.


Bike Bubba said...

See, this is why you haven't been able to do cool things like invent the "rocket powered loo".

Me either, thanks be to God. :^)