The lunker swimming in Lake Calhoun was either hungry or angry, and it decided to attack a child's ankle at the main beach.
The family later was told that the likely culprit was a muskellunge or a tiger muskie -- a muskie-northern hybrid.
We'll have to start calling them Lake Squirrels. Aquatic AKJ terrorists are now infesting Minneapolis lakes.
Look at them choppers. (trivia quiz, what movie is that line from)
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I knew you'd be all over this one.
The line was from one of the Michael Douglas/Kathleen Turner adventure flicks (not "War of the Roses", which I don't recommend). I think, "Jewel of the Nile"?
So close. That was the sequel. It was from the first movie: Romancing the Stone. One of the villains had an alligator fetish.
KD
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