Thursday, May 10, 2007

Could it be something in the water?

Bite Attack Lands Woman In Jail
A Lillington woman who allegedly was fighting with a Lillington man has been charged with a felony after taking a bite out of his lower lip, according to the Harnett County Sheriff's Office.

The victim is Curtis Eugene Kirby, 52, of Lillington. His injuries were listed on the report as serious. The weapon was listed as teeth.

This is in the same place as the story I've been posting on about the woman who castrated a man with her fingernails. Another life lesson to take to heart: don't get involved with women who are from the vicinity of Lillington NC. If you do, take out insurance on any part of your body that could be ripped, or bitten, off; such as family jewels, lips, ear lobes, noses, etc.

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