Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Move over global warming and the war on terrorism

I check out FoxNews daily to read what's going on in the world. One of their sections that I've never paid attention to is called PopTarts. I went there today, and now I regret doing it. Here's a sampling of the stories they report on here:

Did Britney Spears Have Liposuction?
Paris & Lindsay Continue to Make Private Parts Public
Kirsten Dunst Praises Pot
Report: Angelina Jolie Still Jealous of Jennifer Aniston
Drew Barrymore’s 'Lesbian Lover' Ready to Reveal All
Diddy: Feel My Skin, Please!
Avril Lavigne: 'I Didn't Back-Bite Britney'

I've decided that I will cast my vote for president to the first person who will publicly proclaim that their platform includes a promise to completely wipe out and prohibit any and all references in the media to the antics of: Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Angelina Jolie.

I'd even go one step further, I would accept anyone as Supreme Emperor who would shut up Rosie O'Donnell and declare that she could no longer be seen or heard in any type of media.

1 comment:

Gabrielle Eden said...

Drew Barrymore? No way!