Cinderella story; I'm on the first hole at the Masters, oh my God, I just killed an old woman standing in the front row with a duck hook drive

I can not even imagine trying to drive with this many people watching. I'd probably hit a pitching wedge off the tee just to make sure I hit it straight down the middle. (even then I wouldn't lay money on it)

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