I hate to even hazard a guess as to what prompted this guy.

Wired Iraqi Man Triggers Scare at L.A. Airport (NewsMax)
LOS ANGELES -- An Iraqi national wearing wires and concealing a magnet inside his rectum triggered a security scare at Los Angeles International Airport Tuesday but officials said he posed no apparent threat.

A police bomb squad was called to examine what was deemed a suspicious item found during a body cavity search of the man. Local media reports said a magnet was found in his rectum.

The national office of the GLBT did issue a statement condemning local authorities for harassing this man and made the comment that: "just like Vegas, what happens in a man's rectum, should stay in his rectum."

I'll be interested to see any follow up stories that might mention exactly what this guy was thinking in doing this. Maybe it's some new way to combat diabetes. (if my doctor recommends it, he's gonna find something up his rectum, and it'll be a size 10)

Soar, Iron Bird, Soar
Like a magnet I am drawn
Get my rectum home