1000 uses (now 1001)

I hate to even relate this incident; but I felt so violated by members of my own immediate family that I just have to vent and get it off my chest. What was my crime? Did I behead our beloved family pet---NO. Did I turn off our cable and internet service---NO. What was my crime, for which I was viciously attacked and mocked---I happen to let loose a little methane gas while driving in our family vehicle. (cabbage soup-- cleans out the soul)

They came up with all kinds of punishments for their loving and devoted husband/father. Personally, I think that the Glade Air Freshener company would love to get their hands on that wonderful fragrance. All I heard from my family was ways to plug up the release of this aromatic miracle. The use of duct tape was the first thing thrown at me; but then JR came up with what he felt was the only answer---Gorilla Glue.

I’m sorry, but I don’t think this is one of the recommended uses for this product.