The study was funded by me, kingdavid, and the research was actually done by Mocha-momma. Her findings can be trusted to be true and accurate.
In other health related studies:
New Benefits Found in Chocolate (Newsmax)
SAN FRANCISCO -- As if people needed another excuse to like chocolate, new studies suggest a specially formulated type of cocoa may boost brain function and delay decline as people age, researchers said on Sunday.
You'll never guess who funded this study; not in a million years could you guess who funded this study. And if you're surprised by the results of this study, at least these temporary findings, then can I interest you in buying some shares in the heated car seat food company I'm starting up. Here's some more of the story:
Funded by candy maker Mars Inc., which provided a specially formulated liquid cocoa concoction for the research, the studies suggest that flavanols increase blood flow to the brain and may hold promise for treating some vascular impairments.
The positive results announced in this study are about as surprising as another study I read about which showed that almonds are a magnificent source of daily needed nutrients; this study was funded by the California Almond Growers Association. Funny how this all works.
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and 10 yrs from now a new study will come out and says the opposite, just like butter & margarine and other studies that contradict previous studies.
who funds the study doesnt matter.
the science behind the study, and its conclusions, does.
nobody seems to get in a tweak when some enviro group pays for a study about global warming.
Ah, I get it, so you funded your own study, eh? Well, it may surprise you that in a related study, Eden Enterprises also found The Far Wright to be good for all aspects of your health!
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