Tuesday, February 06, 2007

The perfect complement to insidious wrist sweaters.

Another item that Mall Diva can design and market to members of the MOB; along with her designer wrist sweaters.





A mockery is being made of all the time and money that women spend on their hair. If you want to keep up with the fashion elite, ladies, hide those locks and hide them well. May we suggest throwing on a head wrap that looks like your after-shower towel, only a little prettier?
This spring, high-end designers like Prada, Marc Jacobs and Ralph Lauren, as well as chain stores like H&M, are offering
turbans for women.
Oh, and by the way, start saving. The fancy ones cost $700.
(heck, I'll start my own line)


And for you men, you too can get them in a manly style; you can still look macho, just like Prince. OK, maybe macho isn't the description we'd use here; if you're an androgynous sort of looking blogger, Mall Diva can design one for you.




2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What? Are you telling me that I should try to put myself out of business?

Well, I guess I could do their hair and then make them cover it up, but I really don't know how that would fly...

kingdavid said...

OK, you have a point. Here's what you do. Design the wrist sweaters and turbans for pets. That seems to be the latest craze. Pet Turbans are bound to be a big hit. Let's get your dad going on the marketing. We have another winner here I think.