FREEHOLD TOWNSHIP, N.J. — A metal, rock-like object about the size of a golf ball and weighing nearly as much as a can of soup crashed through the roof of a Monmouth County home, and authorities on Wednesday were trying to figure out what it was.
Nobody was injured when the oblong object, weighing more than 13 ounces, crashed into the home and embedded itself in a wall Tuesday night. Federal officials sent to the scene said it was not from an aircraft.
Nobody was injured when the oblong object, weighing more than 13 ounces, crashed into the home and embedded itself in a wall Tuesday night. Federal officials sent to the scene said it was not from an aircraft.
My theory: it's from the UFO that the airline people in Chicago thought they saw the other day. It's an ET family on vacation and they had picked up some souvenirs for their interplanetary rock collection. One of the kids opened up a window on the spacecraft and tossed one out just for fun. Of course dad ET probably got really p.o'd; but hey, kids will be kids, they're the same all over the universe.
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Or, ya know, it could just be a metiorite.. :D
Or,it was just a meteorite. That's to simple, I thought I'd come up with something convoluted enough that it would be accepted by liberals.
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