Tuesday, January 02, 2007

If they do exist, aliens couldn't choose a stranger world to explore than good old planet earth.

United Airline Employees Report Mysterious Saucer-Shaped Craft Hovering Over Chicago's O'Hare Airport
CHICAGO — Federal officials say it was probably just some weird weather phenomenon, but a group of United Airline employees swear they saw a mysterious, saucer-shaped craft hovering over O'Hare Airport last fall.

The workers, some of them pilots, said the object didn't have lights and hovered over an airport terminal before shooting up through the clouds, according to a report in Monday's Chicago Tribune.

"To fly 7 million light years to O'Hare and then have to turn around and go home because your gate was occupied is simply unacceptable," he said.

It's always amazed me---there are telescopes planted all around the world and astronomers continually searching the skies; and there are satellites up the wazoo out in space---none of which has ever spotted an alien space ship; but people on earth are always seeing them. There's usually some type of explanation; but people choose to believe what they want to believe.

If this was a UFO, evidently they must have been Romulans and their 'cloaking shield' must have broken down for a minute or two. I can hear the exchange in my mind (Earthian English translation):

"Dammit Scotty, get that cloaking shield back up and running"
"But Captain, I can't defy the law of physics"
"What the hell does a cloaking shield do in the first place; it defies the laws of physics"
"Bloody hell, you're right Captain; oh, here's the problem, I turned it off by mistake, I hit the wrong button when I started to microwave my pop-tarts."
"Well turn it back on; Checkov, get us out of here quick, we may have been spotted"

The good news, at least they didn't have the chance to capture any humans for their anal probe testings. Either that or they continued on to San Francisco, that's probably where they get their best test subjects; most of them probably don't put up a struggle.

1 comment:

Gabrielle Eden said...

I saw this article today. This is how I "got er done." i had to sign out and sign in again to post a pic. That allows me maybe one or two pics, then I have to sign out again! Totally has no logical explanation, right?

Don't know when or if I can have it back to normal. Hey, I got a profile pic now.