To explore new frontiers: we have just the group

I’ve been thinking some more about the colonization of other planets that was recently brought up by Stephen Hawking. You know, if they’re going to pursue this, then I have another idea that liberals might embrace which will help kill two birds with one stone (my apologies to PETA for using that cliché)

What they should do is take volunteers from the pool of gay homosexuals who are in committed relationships that want to get married (an extremely limited number I know, but we need to start somewhere). Since they have such limited options here on planet earth, they could get a group of them together and shoot them off to some other planet, where they’d then be free to begin their own institutions and call anything they want “normal and natural.”

They could also take along single gay men as well, maybe the guys from ‘Queer Makeover,’ or whatever that show is. Whatever planet they land on would have the immediate distinction of being the most stylish planet in the universe. I do think we’d have to draw the line at sending little boys along though.

Since everything they decide is ‘normal and natural’ will be ‘normal and natural,’ they shouldn’t have any problem populating the new planet. Maybe they could send some evolutionists and geneticists along to see how their reproductive processes evolve.

As far as government goes, they would probably want to set up a monarchy. I would recommend they send along Elton John and his spouse to be the King and King, or would it be Queen and Queen. Whatever, they could come up with their own new titles. I’m not quite sure what they’d call the planet; how about New San Francisco.

Since homosexuality is so normal and natural, the planet should thrive and be teeming with new homosexuals in no time. If that experiment works, the next group sent out could be to create planet Lesbos.