Terrorist python in domestic AKJ incident

Police use Taser on python eating man's hand

UNIONTOWN, Pa. — A police officer used a Taser to subdue a python that had wrapped itself around a man's arm and would not let go.

"The snake was on his arm and was eating his hand," Miller told the Herald-Standard of Uniontown for Friday's editions. Crilly "was very calm, considering there was a good bit of blood," he said.

This Jihadist tried to bite off more than he could chew. Kudos to the police officer who didn't let the consequences of facing the wrath of the "useful idiots" of the AKJ---PETA---scare him from doing the right thing. The last reptilian terrorist story didn't end as well, with a human getting killed.

Unfortunately, the victim in this case appears to be a liberal, as it seems the snake is still being kept in the household, and will more than likely continue to be appeased and taken care of. If I were in that situation, I would now be selling python meat at about $5.00/lb. (I wouldn't eat it myself, it probably tastes like chicken, and I don't like chicken)