Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Pixar plans full-length feature films:

Human Penis Cartoon Campaign Proves Effective in Spurring STD Testing for Gay, Bisexual Men
SAN FRANCISCO — An advertising campaign featuring cartoon characters shaped like male genitalia encouraged more men to get tested for syphilis in San Francisco, according to a new study.
In the neighborhoods where the
Health Penis ads ran on billboards and bus shelters, men who saw the comic strips were most likely to have been tested for the sexually transmitted disease, according to researchers from the city's Department of Public Health.

We're on the same planet; but the sky is definitely a different color in their world.

Hollyweird is primed and ready to reach this segment (very, very small segment) of our populace in America. Pixar, Disney, and all the other studios are already getting the creative juices flowing. (which is ironic since that's what causes all the diseases in the first place)

First on tap is Sex Toy Story: phallic sex toys come to life and have comic adventures when their owner is not around; the stars of the movie are Woody, an old fashioned sex toy passed down to the young homosexual boy by the first pedophile who molested him, the protagonist is a newer, flashier model named Buzz, given to him by his gay high school teacher who also molested him. A laugh a minute.

Finding Homo: animated male genitalia characters try to be reunited after one of them is abducted by a sado-masochist who keeps him locked up in his dungeon in San Francisco.

Barndoor, the original party animals: animated male genitalia characters have wild orgies and indiscriminately have sex with all kinds of farm animals; all under the nose of the unwitting farmer.

Of course these will be rated G, and liberal parents will bring their children to watch. Next thing you know, the characters will be made into balloons and flown during gay pride parades all around the country.

Ah yes, gay pride. They're so proud of their sexual orientation, until you try to get them to admit it's a lifestyle they choose to live, then they'll vehemently deny they have a choice in the matter.

1 comment:

W.B. Picklesworth said...

What a morass of sin. Twisted and disgusting.