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Jokes from Leno monologue: Friday, November 3
There was a huge accident today. Apparently a bunch of Republican candidates trying to distance themselves from President Bush ran into a bunch of Democrat candidates trying to distance themselves from John Kerry. They just collided in the middle. It was gruesome.
John Kerry has since apologized for screwing up a joke about President Bush that offended our troops. How do you screw up a Bush joke? That’s like screwing up a Clinton sex joke.
Who would have ever thought that the Democrats would miss the wit and charisma of Al Gore?
Have you heard about this pastor in Colorado? This Haggard guy? There were signs all around. Like the name of the church – Brokeback Baptist Church.
KFC said today that they are no longer using transfat in their batter. They have switched to Mobile 1.
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