And Now This From the Eight-Legged-Grape Department:
TOPEKA, Kan. (AP) — The thing in the bag of black seedless grapes in Lori Warren's refrigerator was dark and shiny, all right, but it had something grapes don't: eight legs.
Making the whole experience worse, the critter had the red, hourglass-shaped mark on its abdomen that helped confirm its identity as a black widow spider.
TOPEKA, Kan. (AP) — The thing in the bag of black seedless grapes in Lori Warren's refrigerator was dark and shiny, all right, but it had something grapes don't: eight legs.
Making the whole experience worse, the critter had the red, hourglass-shaped mark on its abdomen that helped confirm its identity as a black widow spider.
The insidious little beasts are getting sneakier. Up until now, if you stayed away from rogue elephants and manta rays, you could consider yourself relatively safe. Now, however, you need to be wary in your own home. Remember, you need to be alert, Cub Foods can't guarantee your safety. Just another public service of The Far Wright.
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