Rogue sea lion bites at least 14 in San Francisco lagoon
Associated Press
Last update: November 16, 2006 – 8:12 AM
A California sea lion has bitten at least 14 people and chased 10 others out of the water this week at a public park's lagoon, prompting the city to temporarily close the area to swimmers
Rogue elephants, rogue manta rays, rogue pythons, rogue racoons, rogue squirrels, rogue black widow spiders, rogue elk: now this, rogue sea lions. There's nothing rogue about them. They're all in on the concerted animal kingdom jihad against humans. At least no one has been killed by this latest jihadist.
Segue: what are these people doing swimming in a public lagoon on November 16, are they freakin nuts. I realize it's CA, but it's northern CA, it can't be that hot. I just checked: temps in the 50's to low 60's. I guess you have to consider it's San Francisco; these are probably masochists who go get their daily whippings from a dominatrix after they've had their swim.
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