The GLBT organization will soon be saying that they've found a gene that makes people commit this type of obscene act:
Deer assault case presents unusual issues
Prosecution of a case involving alleged sexual contact with a dead deer may hinge on the legal definition of the word "animal.''
Bryan James Hathaway, 20, of Superior, Wis., faces a misdemeanor charge of sexual gratification with an animal. He is accused of having sex with a dead deer he saw beside a road on Oct. 11.
A motion filed last week by his attorney, public defender Fredric Anderson, argued that since the deer was dead, it was not considered an animal and the charge should be dismissed.
"The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass,'' Anderson wrote.
"I'm a little surprised this issue hasn't been tackled before in another case,'' Lucci (the judge) said.
Quick, show of hands: how many of you, if you saw a dead deer lying on the side of the road, would immediately get horny and decide, ooh, I'm gonna go have sex with that (dead and rotting) animal?
(I can't see Gino, Gino---you got your hand up there, good)
When I saw the headline, I thought it would be about a situation where some guy swilled up on Moosehead was taking on some deer in a petting zoo or something. This is totally beyond comprehension. I'm at a complete loss for words. I thought the guys who went and dug up the corpse of some recently deceased cute 20 year old to have sex was the most disgusting thing I had ever heard; this guy may have passed them up, or at least it's a tie.
Wait he passed them up, I just went and re-read the article---I missed the last few sentences the first time. This guy actually had already been arrested for shooting and killing a horse to have sex with it a few years ago. I think they should sentence this guy to live in the middle of some major city, take away the temptation. Of course then everybody would just need to keep an eye out for their dogs and cats. The guy is 20 years old---how ugly and or pathetic must a 20 year old be that he's choosing to have sex with animals, dead animals at that. It seems to me, in this day and age, that a guy can swing a dead cat and hit some girl willing to have sex. (not that that is right either)
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C'mon KD, he wasn't hurting anybody. How can something so right be so wrong?
my hand is up, but thats because i'm swingin a dead cat hoping to get lucky.
Wow, I thought I had heard everything. But the way things are going, a person will be able to marry a dead animal if he or she chooses to do so.
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