Drunken elk terrorizes pupils
Stockholm - A drunken elk is terrorising children at a school in southern Sweden.
"That could be the problem. We could be dealing with a boozy elk," Jan Caiman, a police officer in Molndal, told the Swedish news agency TT.
The elk was probably eating fermented apples in a garden and had become intoxicated, said Caiman.
Elk can weigh as much as 500kg and personnel at the school described the erratic male as "completely mad".
"The children are really scared," the receptionist at the school near Molndal in southern Sweden told the Gothenburg Post.
Caiman said police had contacted hunters and that, if the elk did not calm down, it could be shot.
"That could be the problem. We could be dealing with a boozy elk," Jan Caiman, a police officer in Molndal, told the Swedish news agency TT.
The elk was probably eating fermented apples in a garden and had become intoxicated, said Caiman.
Elk can weigh as much as 500kg and personnel at the school described the erratic male as "completely mad".
"The children are really scared," the receptionist at the school near Molndal in southern Sweden told the Gothenburg Post.
Caiman said police had contacted hunters and that, if the elk did not calm down, it could be shot.
I wouldn't characterize this elk as being part of the Animal Kingdom Jihad going on. I would compare him more with the idiots such as the guy who tried to blow up his shoe on the airliner. I like the last part, if he doesn't calm down he's gonna be shot. I guess what he needs is a good sauna and a massage, that should mellow him out. My suggestion: send Gino over, in no time those kids would be eating elkburgers instead of being terrorized.
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never shot an elk... yet.
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