Are most of you in bed before the late night shows come on, or even before the news is on? Well, you can still get the jokes from the previous night's monologues at Newsmax Joke Page. They print the main jokes from Leno, Letterman and Conan O'Brien. I usually check it out a few times per week. Some of the stuff these joke writers come up with are hilarious. Here's a few samples from this week.
From Leno:
That was the story today. All around the world people were reacting to North Korea’s nuclear testing. The U.S. condemned it. China said it was wrong. France surrendered.
Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie have settled their dispute. They say that their two hearts combined make one. Their two brains combined also make one.
It’s interesting how times have changed. Remember when it was a good thing when two congressmen were on the same page?
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LOL! Yeah, since my new job, I have to go to bed around 11PM so I miss the late night shows.
How are these guys getting paid for typing monologues from the previous night?
I actually meant the joke writers were getting paid for coming up with jokes and sarcastic bits that bloggers across the sphere come up with daily. I'd love to get a job where you sit around on a daily basis and come up with funny and sarcastic bits about stuff going on in the world.
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