Regarding my recent post on Paris Hilton taking an uppercut to the jaw by some other self-absorbed wannabee in a nightclub fracas; or, the other self-absorbed wannabee getting tossed down a flight of stairs by one of Paris’ entouragees (the whole thing is still convoluted, and I’m sure the police will get it straightened out in the next few months) I’ve come up with an idea for a new reality based TV show.
The thought came to mind after ‘Night Writer’ made a comment that referenced a descriptive phrase he had used in one of his posts (which I commented on at the time because I loved it), regarding these ladies---tarted up chanteuse.
So, my idea is to come up with: Saturday Night Tarted Up Chanteuse Wrestling.
We’ll have Paris take on any and all tarted up chanteuses---Christine Aguilerra, Madonna, Lindsey Lohan, etc, etc.
We’d get a ring set up with stairs shooting out all 4 sides. The winners will be decided by decision, ko’s, tko’s, or by being the first to throw their opponent down the flight of stairs. We could set up a little bar in the corner and it would be legal to grab drinks and fling them in each other’s faces. Handbags would be allowed, although we wouldn’t want to allow Paris to have her little chiouou (how the heck do you spell chiwahwah) in the ring with her, (we don’t want PETA on our backs). We’d want to keep it as authentic as possible, so we would allow them to wear their diamond rings, even if they are the size of a golfball. That would just give them more incentive to bob & weave and make it more interesting for the home audience.
As far as the hosts go---I think we could try and get Verne Gagne to do the play-by-play and Joan Rivers to do the color commentary. I think Verne’s still alive; if not, maybe the Crusher is still around. I just saw Joan recently, the jury is still out on whether she’s alive or dead, it was hard to tell; she was talking anyway.
OK, who’s in with me. I have about three-fitty I can ante up for start up costs. Is there anybody else who can drop in the next million that we’ll need to git-er-done. Let me know. Is there anyone wondering if I have to much free time on my hands? No I don’t, but I love thinking this stuff up. I wish I could get paid for it.
P.S. I just had another brainstorm: as preliminary entertainment, we could take Paris' chiwahwah (I'm to lazy to look up correct spelling) and throw it in the ring with the gator from a few posts down (to heck with PETA, hopefully they'd be too busy going after importers of big-butt queen ants). The gator would have the height advantage, but I think the "dog" would use it's quickness. We may have to throw an extra expense into the budget for new "dogs," but that would be minimal compared to the entertainment value.
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You certainly do. Great idea on the theme venues. I can envision other scenarios like them battling in the middle of a large group of people mingling on the top deck of a yacht; or maybe going at it in the cabin of a lear jet. Besides the classic division, we could have the anorexic division and the Lane Bryant division. We could also have tag-team matches with their entire entourage. I was also thinking on the way home about getting Jesse 'the body' Ventura to do the play-by-play. (although he might want to much dough to do it) This is getting so stupid that we just might be able to pull it off.
I have another idea. The show would be called "Memory Hole". In it the stars that you mentioned would step into a vortex and be erased from our memories. Sure, it's a one-off kind of thing and wouldn't make any money, but it sure would be worth it!
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