Why they'll never defeat us: they're soccer players

Militants storm U.S. Embassy in Syria
Albert Aji, Associated Press
Last update: September 12, 2006 – 8:42 AM

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Witnesses also said the gunmen tried to throw hand grenades into the embassy compound, shouting "Allah Akbar!" or "God is great!" It was not clear if any of the grenades made it over the walls, which are about 8 feet high.


This is the main problem with these terrorists. They spend too much time filling their heads with hatred and anti-Israel and anti-US propaganda, and not enough time spent on physical fitness. Sure, they play a lot of soccer and maybe have some good lower body strength, but you can’t kick a hand grenade over an 8 foot wall. Now, if these were good old fashioned American boys terrorizing the Syrian Embassy in Washington DC, there would be no problem tossing hand grenades over their 8 foot walls. Our kids grow up tossing baseballs, footballs and basketballs---a measly 8 foot toss would be nothing for our kids, they could do it in their sleep.