Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Beauty and the Beast

I don't see many of these on the road, but when I do, I always shake my head and wonder how could they create something so ugly and why would anybody want one. I saw one exactly like this one on my way home last night. I can't decide if it looks more like a Mini-Cooper on steroids, or an anorexic Brink's armored truck. I'm not a big car guy, never have been. When I get around motor heads, they may as well be talking Greek, I don't follow it. I know where to put the gas, and if these manufacturers weren't in on a conspiracy by putting the oil filters in a spot where you need to put the car up on lifts, I could change oil---that's it. I certainly hope this vehicle has some other wonderful redeeming qualities, because looks ain't one them. Here's what I want--a Jaguar; and as soon as I get $65,000 saved up in my penny jar, I'm getting one.

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