Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Wanted: Administrative Assistant

Looking at the Powerline site, I’m always impressed with the way their posts are laid out and the professional look of their writing. Which leads me to question---do these guys type out their own posts, or do they have an admin asst. do it for them. I know they’re lawyers, and probably have the ability to do it themselves; but my bet would be they have someone type up their posts for them.

I can’t afford a secretary, but maybe I could talk Mocha-momma into doing the work for me. I might go out and buy a tape recorder and just dictate my thoughts, then let her type them up for me. Better yet, I’ll lay back in my Lazy-boy and have her sit on my lap while I dictate to her; which would be more fun. I just wonder what she’d charge for the service; probably something to do with food---like a weekly New York strip steak, or a couple bags of oreo double-stuffed cookies. I could afford that.

1 comment:

W.B. Picklesworth said...

An administrative assistant eh? Sounds like you just want to get frisky with your wife. ;)