Driving peeve---what is it with these people that go from 0-55 in about 10 minutes. Do they not realize that if you press down on the pedal to the far right the car will actually go faster.
I almost ran over a hitchhiking deer. I looked into my rearview mirror for a second, when I glanced back, almost BAM; there was a deer standing on the shoulder about a foot from my front right fender. It's getting to be that time of year again. I drive back roads to/from work, and that's probably not even the closest I've been to hitting a deer. One time there was a deer straddling the center line facing the way I was driving; I swear my outside mirror clipped it's rear-end as I went past. Be careful out there.
Last: the dj's were talking about some child sex offender in prison who was crying because the other guys were giving him a hard time; they played some sound bite during the conversation of a doctor telling a patient---'I'm going to write you a prescription for two testicles.' I thought that was hilarious, never heard it before.
Anyway---I'm at work, cleaned out my shorts from the deer episode, and ready for another rip-roaring day in my pen, (sorry--cubicle, work environment)
1 comment:
Glad you missed the deer. Although promise me you'll take pictures if you ever do smack into one, will you?
Loved that line about writing a prescription for two testicles!
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