Thursday, September 28, 2006

Division within the liberal ranks

PETA says barnyard brothels 'revolting'
Worse yet, 1/2 of U.S. states don't have anti-bestiality laws --WND

Animal bordellos in Denmark, where customers pay for sex with animals, are "revolting," according to a spokesman for the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.


Where to go with this story?

Unbelievable, a stance that I can actually take sides with PETA. To bad for them it puts them in direct opposition to their liberal brethren at the GLTBFFB—the Gay,Lesbian,Transgender,Bisexual,Freaky Fetishist, Beastiality Organization of America. These people are probably already prepared to send out reports that people who partake in such practices are born that way and have a bestiality gene that excuses them from any legal issues pertaining to this natural expression of bonding between carbon-based life forms on planet earth.

If I’m not mistaken, Denmark is one European country that is continually spewing out anti-US propaganda and spitting on the graves of untold thousands of American soldiers who died so that instead of becoming a nation of German speaking pot-heads and beastiality sicko’s, they could stay a nation of Danish speaking pot-heads and beastiality sicko’s. I suppose after this story Denmark will have to be prepared for an influx of Americans who’ll want to immigrate there---good for them, bad for San Francisco, they’ll lose a lot of taxpayers.

Of course, I realize that the same kind of stuff goes on here in America; it’s just that the GLTBFFB has the legalization of beastiality on the back-burner until they win the battle to have same-sex marriage approved. They’ll do it right over here, and make sure that all the animals involved are properly compensated and it can’t be said that they were being exploited in any way by callous humans who are taking advantage of them---that should satisfy PETA and send them off to another project, such as limiting the speed limit on country roads to 25 so that raccoons can cross the road safely, and instigating murder charges against anyone who does inadvertently run over one of the little varmints.

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