This is exactly the kind of headline that made me a fan of newspapers, and now web sites, years ago. I’ve always thought that the 25 or 50 cents for a newspaper was well worth the entertainment value. I always loved reading the daily paper, and now I love scanning multiple web sites and blogs. The only reason I don’t continue to get the paper is because I don’t want to give money to the leftist propaganda machine that is the Star Tribune in Minneapolis. I admit I do buy the Sunday edition occasionally, but primarily to get the crossword puzzles, and the comics are a bonus.
Back to this headline; this ranks right up there with one of my all-time favorite headlines---Man charged with harassing a moose. I eat up these kind of stories. You can only take so much of the serious and dreadful news from current events around the world; and you can only stomach so much of reading what liberal loonies are up to or saying.
This story is kind of sad, evidently they’re killing cats and other family pets; fortunately, I have the answer. Build a county road straight through the general area where these gang-banger raccoons are operating. I bet within weeks every one of them will have been run over. That’s just going by my own experience driving county roads to work every morning.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the raccoons that it could be done.
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