Favorite jokes

One day, a woman had two twins, but had to put them up for adoption. One went to an Egyptian family, and was named Amahl. The other went to a Spanish family and was named Juan. Many years later, the mother received a picture of Juan. She was very happy, but told her husband that she would really like a picture of Amahl. He said, "Why. They're twins. Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Amahl."