From Fox News 'Out There' section
The naked toe-tickler who exposed himself to several women in Florida over the last five years may be back after a one-year hiatus.
According to the accounts of his victims, the tickler is a freaky fetishist who breaks into houses under the cover of night and touches the toes of sleeping women — all while wearing nothing but a smile (and sometimes a hat).
In a related story---the Gay/Lesbian/Bisexual/Transgender/Freaky Fetishist Organization of America has just announced that their genome researchers have discovered the 'freaky fetishist who breaks into houses under the cover of night and touches the toes of sleeping women — all while wearing nothing but a smile (and sometimes a hat)' gene. A spokesman from the GLBTFFO says that this gene is very similar to the recently found 'freaky fetishist who likes to crawl under bleachers and sniff the toes of women wearing sandals while clad in a cheerleading outfit' gene. The next important study is to map the gene that causes a person to become a 'freaky fetishist who crawls around the aisles of movie theaters and licks the toes of women who are eating buttered popcorn.'
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Isn't the human genome magnificent?
The cooks I worked with must have had a "showing religious Catholics their genitals for a laugh gene" and the "snapping moist towels gene"
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