They could have been describing my rugby teammates from years ago

"They get into the kitchens, they know where the fridge is, they open it and take everything, and then they defecate everywhere."

Apes Blamed For Crime Spree
South Africa's crime problem has taken a new twist.
A gang of baboons is being blamed for a series of break-ins.

You would think that these, these animals, would have evolved into decent, rational thinking, mother gaiea loving primates by now. Why can't they act more like their evolutionary brethren, the human race. Wait a minute, sorry, they are acting like an awful lot of humans aren't they--the heathens.