Some AKJ events to report on:
Great Dane Knocks Over Pistol, Shoots Owner
Yeah right, an accident. He was shot in the back. What does that tell you.
Python Sneaks Up on, Bites 15-Month-Old in N.C. Park
CHARLOTTE, N.C. — A 15-month-old boy suffered minor injuries when he was attacked by a 4-foot ball python in a Mecklenburg County park here.
I'm not even gonna try and comment on the headline there. Yes I am. Did they really need to say that the python snuck up on the boy. That's what snakes do isn't it? It would have been a headline had the snake come up, stolen a sucker out of his mouth, then challenged him to a fight. I'm just glad the little guy is OK.
In other news:
I'm not even going to go anywhere with this, I live with one. (not a drinker, a female; they all stick together though)