Received in e-mail from my dad

2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule

7:00 p.m. Opening Flag Burning.

7:15 p.m. Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations.

7:30 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:30 - 8 p.m. Nonreligious prayer and worship/Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton

8:00 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 p.m. Ceremonial Tree Hugging.

8:15-8:30 p.m. Gay Wedding/Barney Frank, officiating

8:30 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:00 p.m. Keynote Speech:"The Proper Etiquette for Surrender"
French President Jacques Chirac.

9:20 p.m. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund.

9:30 p.m. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay/Sean Penn.

9:40 p.m. Why I hate the Military A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.

9:45 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:50 p.m. Dan Rather receives "Truth in Broadcasting" award presented by Michael Moore.

9:55 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:20 p.m. nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton for President by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

11:00 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

11:05 p.m. Al Gore reinvents the Internet.

11:15 p.m. "Our Troops are War Criminals" presented by John Kerry.

11:30 p.m. Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton.

12:00 a.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:05 a.m. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.