I told you, there would be a jihadist event before the golf tournament was over, and next day, bam, in the Drudge Report:
Squirrel goes on rampage, injures 3
BERLIN (Reuters) - An aggressive squirrel attacked and injured three people in a German town before a 72-year-old pensioner dispatched the rampaging animal with his crutch.
To top it off, they've gone international. No country in the world is safe from these jihadists.