Friday, June 15, 2007

Curse this day in history: June 15

1836 - Arkansas is admitted as the 25th U.S. state.

Little did they know at the time that in just over 150 more years, Arkansas would be the catapult that would send forth a threat more scary than anything the world has ever known---Hillary Clinton in the White House. We've already lived and survived through Bill, I think this would be even worse.

I suggest we have our best minds come up with some kind of transporter system like they used in The Terminator. We could send back some special ops team to make sure that this event never occurred. Maybe they could ensure that the land becomes part of Texas, or Missouri.

There is some good news on the horizon for Arkansas. If Gino does end up moving there, the average IQ of the state will skyrocket to unprecedented levels. Maybe they'll even find a way to get out of the cellar regarding just about every accepted indicator of a successful and healthy state.


Gino said...

be fair to arkansas.
hillary didnt run there because they she would have lost.

sure, bill carried his state by a wide margin, but thats because they didnt want him around anymore.

Gabrielle Eden said...

My sister, 3.5 years older than I and I were just sitting here going through your blog and laughing. I was just showing here this post and she thought it was funny. But of course!

Bike Bubba said...

I once dated a gal from Missouri who claimed that you could make two states smarter if you gave Missouri's share of the Ozarks to Arkansas.