Or, give her a Hershey bar.
Chocolate 'better than kissing'
When it comes to tongues, melting chocolate is better than a passionate kiss, scientists have found.
Although kissing set the heart pounding, the effect did not last as long as that seen with the chocolate, which increased heart rates from a resting rate of about 60 beats per minute to 140.
The study also found that as the chocolate started melting, all regions of the brain received a boost far more intense and longer lasting than the excitement seen with kissing.
So, what would happen if you both stuffed your mouths with Hershey Kisses, than started French kissing on top of it. I imagine your heart would explode at that point.
You decide what to make of this information.
I'm going to make it into a trivia quiz. What movie does the header come from?