Tuesday, April 24, 2007

It's so crazy, that it just might work.

Rosie O'Donnell Grosses Out Media Elite
Don Imus gets fired for one unfortunate remark. Rosie O’Donnell uses the F-word and grabs her crotch when she emcees a gala awards presentation, even though there are teenage girls on hand – and gets applauded.


Teachers "purify" students with cow urine
MUMBAI (Reuters) - Indian teachers sprinkled cow urine on low-caste students to purify them and drive away evil, reports said on Saturday, in a country where millions of people remain oppressed at the bottom of the ancient Hindu caste system.

So, all we need to do is get someone close enough to Rosie O'Donnell to be able to dump a bucket of cow piss on her, and she'll be driven away. It sounds too good to be true. Any volunteers?

2 comments:

SolaMeanie said...

Either that, or we could send her to ceremonially purify herself in the Ganges River, which is an oxymoron of sorts.

At least she'd be over there with the sacred cows and out of our hair.

Bike Bubba said...

It looks like someone got to her with the cow pee. Did you see that her contract was not renewed?