No pun intended

Uncle Ben, at Hammerswing75, did a post regarding some Lutheran products that were pretty funny. I loved the t-shirt:

It says: "The piece of cod that passes all understanding" (I don't care who you are, that's funny) (If you don't get it, start reading your Bible more often)

I came up with my own joke. If you think you've heard something like it before, don't tell me, I'd like to think I came up with an original. Here it is:

Once, there were two neighbors: the Berg’s and the Fisk’s. The Bergs had their home burglarized on multiple occasions; but the Fisks had never been robbed once. It just goes to prove: you can loot a Berg, but you can’t loot a Fisk.

Thank you, thank you. I'm going to apply for a job with Jay Leno's joke writers. In the meantime, I'm not going to quit my day job.